Well folks, its February and you know what that means – lots of people are giving up on those New Year resolutions to lose weight. Suddenly all those new faces at the gym start disappearing, and you find the crowds aren’t so bad as they were a mere month ago. Now, I know you have a strong will, so I know you aren’t one of them that has given up and thrown in the towel after a mere month. Don’t let me down, I’m counting on you!
So since you and I’ve stuck it out together, let’s take a few moments to poke some fun at those quitters. That’s right, say it loud and say it proud with me — “Quitter! Quitter!”
Top 10 Reasons the Gym is Less Crowded Nowadays
10. A Baskin Robbins opened up shop right across the street from the gym. 31 flavors!? One for each day of the month!
9. People just couldn’t figure out how to get their no-show socks to stop showing at the gym.
8. “Nudie Night” just wasn’t quite the success the gym owners thought it would be.
7. People got mad when they were told that no, you cannot wear rollerblades on the treadmills.
6. Turns out that yeah, all the good looking guys at the gym really are gay! (Oh the social events you are going to miss!)
5. They went 5 times the first week and got upset they weren’t toned up on day 5. Headed to Baskin Robbins instead.
4. Got warned numerous times about eating Monster Burgers and fries while using the equipment.
3. Didn’t realize that one year membership included months other than those that start with “Jan”.
2. Turns out that it IS impossible to work out and then pig out. Who would have thought it?
1. They broke a sweat and decided it was too much work – they never broke a sweat watching TV, and they weren’t starting now!
Photo Credits: Baskin Robbins by lordog; Crunch Gym Hotties by Walter Parenteau; Fast Food by Christian Cable.
